January 13, 2009

  • A joke...

    Guy walks into an ice cream parlor.
    Fella behind the counter asks what'll he have. 
    Guy says "I'll have two scoops of chocolate".
    Fella says "We're out of chocolate".
    Guy says "Hmm. Ok. I'll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate".
    Fella says "I told ya, we're out of chocolate".
    Guy says "Well, alright, I'll have a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate".
    Fella asks "Can you spell the VAN in vanilla?"
    Guy spells "V A N"
    Fella asks "Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?"
    Guy spells "S T R A W"
    Fella asks "Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?"
    Guy thinks for a second and says "There's no Fuck-in chocolate."
    Fella says "That's what I been trying to tell ya!"

    For some reason, this joke struck me as hilarious... I am sure it losses something being typed out... but it still makes me chuckle.

    And for whatever strange reason, it made me think of my Pops. Probably because he has that same dry sense of humor and would respond to some dumbass very much the same way as the fella at the ice cream parlor.

    Again, makes me laugh. Hope you got a chuckle out of it too.